eh!

2002-08-17, 10:50

Wow... today was the shit! But at the same time it wasnt... weird. I had to get up to freakin early fo rmy own good... 6:30 is earlier than zero but less than a breadbox. I worked... kind of. I actually just made fun of the people that were taking up my shift and when i was leaving i said "have fun suckerz!"

Then i went to lunch with Aaron and our friend Jilly... shes funny. Jilly and Ali should have a laugh/snort contest... to the death!! Thatd be funny -thinks in dreamy world of faries-... maybe i should introduce you all (probably just ali and aaron at this point). Hes the man behind the myth, the croupier to the star fish. Cool, now that nobody understands me ill continue. So we went to lunch at a Chinese food place as kind of a competition to see who knows the best Chinese food shack. Jill thought this place was the best.. im not even gonna talk to them about Uncle Yu's in pleasenton -mmmmm chinese food and wine... slobbers- .

So after our friend Dan left we got bored so i pored tea all over my pants... then Jill pored water on herself... then aaron did it. Then we starded walking around all retawded with stains on our crotches... were all dorks. Its like a freaking convergence of whale penii.

Me and Aaron went to Scandia to play DDR!!! Yeah! How 'bout them apples! It was fun because we havent played in a while. Its funny cause all the regular DDR freaks (Really, they are FREAKS) were there. There's Fatboy Slim, the guy who tries to kill the dance pad with his gagillion pounds of fat... its a freakin sledgehammer of fat when he jumps. Then there was Gus the mouse (from Cinderella). He looks and talks like Gus, god! get this man some growth hormones cause he sounds like a fire siren!

But it was awesome that we went cause we saw our friend Anna working and she gave us 40 dollars worth of tokens... yeah! Damn, i wish she didnt have a boyfriend (sorry Ali, i cant stay away from girls, you live 43676 miles from me and i cant even see you!). But Ali would be proud cause Anna is a tease just like you!!

I gave her a ride home and i found out that her living situation totally got f*cked up... i felt shitty because i really couldnt do anything about it.. oh well im still looking forward to my bitrthday party. I havent had a birthday party since 4th grade... it sucked so i said f*ck it, no more stupidhead parties for me.

Ali... i am sad cause you cant come to my party, it would be so much fun. You could play moonlight sonata and i could... -thinks about it and stops cause its not funny- I didnt get to talk with you today... oh no! BOOBOO KITTIE!!!! i went a day without talking to you hahaha! Well i gots to goes yall... like a bear peeing on a wall?

Quote of the day: The Penalty.. for killing a human is, A THOUSAND YEARS FROZEN IN CARBONITE!