yes?

2003-10-18, 8:25 p.m.

skunks arent predators... that's why THEY can wear bisiness suits and tigers can't. animals shouldn't act like people, there are enough of the crazy people so that we could make one fucking huge mountain of stupid. if there were, in fact, a mountain of stupid, i would have to assume that it would reach high in the sky; past the atmosphere, into space.

the first people to reach the top would be the rich american entrepeneuors who thought they would be rich and famous, but since it IS a mountain of stupid, the people would die upon reakizing they forgot their spacesuits (americans would think it absurd to wear a spacesuit when ascending a mountain). the second party to attempt conquering mount Retarded Human would be a group of asshole british. Although they would be well equipped, their mental state would go haywire, due to the fact that british people dont hold up well in outer space. After the crew commander, Tony Blair, jabbed the spike end of the flag pole into the remaining climbers helmet (creating a vacuum in his helmet that sucks out his eyeballs and forces his jugular to pop like a warm otter pop in a vise grip), he would jump off the edge in hopes that he could reach the moon; finishing his top secret plan of peeing the queen mum's name onto the surcace of the moon.

the third, and last party to reach the summit of mouunt Humans are Asinine as Shit, would be three wise camels. atop the wise camels, would be three doubleplus wise armadillos. they would all get along like peas in the proverbial pod. tea would be served, and lovely stories would be told throughout the animal kingdom about the six wise animals that conquered the best thing humans ever created.