cresto phango!


kill bill

2003-10-12, 9:33 p.m.

(the last entry was not from the 16th of september)

kill bill...something tells me i should kill a man named bill. so today i came up with a simple solution: buy assorted fruits (bananas, apples, mangos, and fruit cocktail cans), and some straws, and also some cricket food. then go to Fred Astaire's grave and ask his ghost if he can do me a favor. he will probably agree, since he is so cool. We would dance around all 30's style with that hoover vacuum thing. and when the crescendo of the dance arrived... i would yell at the top of my voice "DIE BILL!" and i would kill Fred's ghost with a blunt object.

i guess the reason why i bought all those fruits is because i was hungry.