DO NOT GET UP AFTER AN ORGASM

2003-09-17, 10:07 p.m.

yesterday i had an encounter will the creator od lennontruth.com. i should let you know before i quote our conversation, he believes Stephen King killed John Lennon.

So he comes up the fountain that my friends and i had ben eating peacefully and he starts playing beatles songs on his acoustic guitar. that was tolerable, his singing was poor, but easily ignored. suddenly i hear "i have not had sex in 9 years! i only fantasize about women younger than 22, because anyone over 22 is a fucking moron! you are all fucking morons and you are going to hell, because you let Stephen King kill John lennon!" at this point we were in shock to say the least.

he kept ranting on "you are all sexually screwed up! have you ever tried to get up after you orgasm? you fall over like a bag of cooked spaghetti (i gave him points for the metaphor)! you cant even get up after an orgasm! you are all SCREWED UP!" that was when i started walking up to people and saying "do you kno where"...THUD i fall over and excuse myself because i had just recently orgasmed. then he starts talking about americans being assholes, and he would chant "ASSHOLES" which aaron and i would follow up with "FRENCH!"

-ill give you the second hlf later, i have school now-