ok, well i guess that is my middle name.

2003-11-05, 1:33 p.m.

holy shit, somebody got my journal by searching google under "pussy farts in 30 seconds".... the wonders of the internet... or should i say the wonders of the mind (why 30 seconds? (is someone trying to learn how to pussy fart?(sounds like a guy thing (can guys penis fart? (i really should get back to my speech))))).