halloween can be funny, but not when you find balogna on your SUV

2003-09-18, 10:59 p.m.

well, i would have to say halloween is going to be similar to some crazy gian ant running through the city, rampaging, smashing building with his 50 foot feelers, spitting toxic goo on fleeing patrons; crazy... just imagine how crazy that is, and you will comprehend the craziness of this day.

here, let me help you with that vision. you are walking to work, since you are an environmentally conscious human (good for you, hippie), the birds are chirping their chirping song, the morning sun is making the sidewalk shine with a lemon glow... you hear it... thump.... thump... (its far off still, but the ground is slightly shaken). Louder now, you wonder how important the mindless busy work you will be doing at you dead-end job is to you, maybe you should head home..

Thud THump Thud... the birds are long gone and the ground has parkinsons. your feet say to go home NOW, go home to your Ikea furniture and tea cozies, but -your boss told you that he really cant tolerate your constant truency- you keep walking; briskly because you might be late anyway.

THUMP THUD THUMP THUD, what is that sound? is that white noise people screaming in the bank district? the sidewalk has lost its glow, replaced by a somber green, looking up you see the object which has block the sun...

bet you would pee your pants... i wouldnt, but i bet y'all would